Публичная пика-сиська при подходе к оживленной дороге

Walking home through some woodlands with a spot of groceries, the little red man on my shoulder took over and encouraged me to get my tits out. If only he'd sprung into action as we entered the woodlands rather than near to exiting it! Mind you, if that had happened, I probably wouldn't have been stood next to the road playing with my titties whilst cars went past!